Muslim responses to Isis leader’s call to arms are brilliant
You may have noticed the Queen’s Christmas Day speech, but one ‘leader’s’ festive message that may have passed you by is that of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
He said on Boxing Day that Daesh (aka Isis) is doing well despite the efforts of the international coalition trying to quell it.
He went on a bit, but in summary he’s taunted the US for failing to use ground troops and asked people to join his band of merry terrorists in Syria and/or Iraq.
Thankfully, most sound-minded people have seen through it with many Muslims mocking the Boxing Day message after they were translated by Iyad El-Baghdadi (definitely not a terrorist)
You’ve got to have nice teeth… you know… ready for the virgins
Maybe Daesh is just an extreme reaction to bad Christmas presents. This guy might be onto something…
Patronising much?
We’ve all got to get our fix
Turn the tables, folks
And chill?
Some people are just too busy
Star Wars getting in the way. Again
And here are some non-Muslim responses
The ultimate burn
Corrie’s on, so this guy can’t join in
John Cooke’s clearly too much of a consumer to enjoy jihad
Oh, the punnery
Silly name, sensible response
No need to be a w*nker about it
Who knew travel to Syria could be so difficult?
Don’t mention the Daesh Dildo flag
This guy’s hoping for a quick jihad
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